In celebration of the much-anticipated release of Dong Yi's finale this month *weeps*, some of my K-drama buddies have come up with an ingenious way to combine two of our favorite activities: getting our weekly fix of Dong Yi and drinking games (ahem... the latter is a joke, mom). So join us and pour a glass of your choice adult beverage and watch along. However, be warned: your liver and brain will end up hating you and you might probably die. At any rate, it's your funeral, buddy. So let's get going.
Take a drink whenever....
1. Dong Yi gets herself embroiled in harsh and dire situations.
2. Dong Yi does something risky and you feel like throwing a boot at her and yelling, "FOR GOD'S SAKE, DONG YI! STOP ENDANGERING YOURSELF!!!"
3. Someone gets smack-dabbed on the head.
4. Flashbacks come right after they happen.
5. The axis of evil: Jang Hee Bin, Jang Hee Dae, and their mother stare at each other meaningfully then plot out their grand assassination conspiracies.
Take two drinks whenever...
1. Those grand conspiracies get blown on their faces.
2. Jang Hee Bin uses her manipulative power of passive-aggressiveness to weasel her way out of the slammer.
3. You get the urge to tear down your television set and scream, "B@tch! B@tch! B@tch!" at Hee Bin.
4. King Sukjong gets married to the wrong person.
5. Cha Chun Soo gives Dong Yi his plaintive, puppy-dog eyes.
Take three drinks every time...
1. Dong Yi does this expression:
2. Another character does exactly the same expression:
3. Sukjong gets drunk and then WHAM!!! -- a bun in the oven for our heroine. :)
4. Dong Yi's pregnancy lasts for only ONE day.
5. Dong Yi gets an upgrade of wardrobe.
Finish your drink whenever...
1. Sukjong and Dong Yi have their hearts-to-hearts and their entire conversations can be summed up as follows:
Sukjong: "Dong Yi..."
Dong Yi: "Chona..."
Sukjong: "Dong Yi..."
Dong Yi: "Chona..."
Sukjong: "Dong Yi..."
Dong Yi: "Chona..."
2. You have already seen the: A) Sets and props B) Costumes C) Actors/Actresses or D) All of the above in A) Jewel in the Palace B) Yi San C) Queen Seon Deok or D) All of the above before.
3. Finally, down your last glass when this series ends on October 12. At that time, you may want to apologize to your liver and pray that it continues to do its' daily functions well.
In the meantime, Happy Weekend, everyone! And don't forget to woot for The Social Network. ;-)
